PETA Wants Sex.com to Promote Vegan Viagra

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Hilarion

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PETA needs to get a real life. I've seen people who have gone on their "veggie" diet and they look like walking corpses...... of course not all of them can afford the foods and coaching that Alicia can.
 

korsen

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Um, what does a poster have to do with getting your dick up? Why don't they make it an educational site (with backdoor porn) because you know every curious teenager will end up putting things into URL's to find out what's on them. I used to do that as a kid. Sex.com will be one of them. If you put asshole.com in the url wouldn't you expect, and be pleasently suprised to find, a website all about assholes? Either figuratively or literally?

It's a good chance to help bring down the STD infection rates.
 

Pei-chen

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It is a good thing that our ancestors decided to eat meat instead of grass; albeit it would be interesting to see a cow herding a herd of human into pen.

(fact: Meat-eating was essential for human evolution, particularly the growth of the brain)
 

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Personally I think all veggies and PETA people should be sterilized, to prevent the spread of their disease. So there is really no need for them to have sex at all.
 

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As liberal as I am, I still think Peta is full of douchebags. They really should just stick with reducing animal cruelty in and out of slaughterhouses instead of outright saying eating meat is wrong.

Sure I don't want animals to suffer, but I also understand evolution. We evolved eating meat, and need it in our diet.

Darwin ftw.
 

Scotteq

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I can see it now "Cum to Sex.com and Eat a Vegetarian!"...

"PETA wants to turn carnivores on … to vegan foods—a natural form of Viagra," says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. "Our offer makes everyone a winner: DOM Partners can take a huge tax write-off, and visitors to Sex.com can charge up their sex lives while saving animals' lives."


Not to mention PETA would get the proceeds... /rolleyes
 

Dawgsoverrebs

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So PETA puts out a poster with Alicia Silverstone on it that basically says: Be a Veggie head, this super hot chick is and if you stop eating meat she will like you
 

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Lets all gather our funds and buy sex.com then make is a meat lovers web site. (no jokes please) Dedicated to the preporation of freshly killed game just to piss off PETA. Plus if you eat Vegan you lose your sex drive due to you turn into a big $ussy.
 

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[citation][nom]Scotteq[/nom]I can see it now "Cum to Sex.com and Eat a Vegetarian!"...Not to mention PETA would get the proceeds... /rolleyes[/citation] I think what you ment to say was VAGetarian...
 

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It's like... It seems that if PETA got a hold on the sex.com domain, the site would turn into a giant spam message about "Increase peenis sizes!"
 
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