Russian MP Asks for Probe Into Alien Abduction

[JMcEntegart]

A Russian MP has asked President Dmitry Medvedev to investigate claims by a regional president that he was abducted by aliens.

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[bogcotton]

First Canada, now Russia.

I wonder how many of these stories we were missing out on before Stephen Hawking brought aliens back in fashion.

 

[sandmanwn]

yep, Stephen Hawking put aliens back into the sub-conscious and now they are suddenly appearing everywhere again.

 

[scifiguy]

TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!!

 

[jhansonxi]

This sounds like a good plot for a FPS.

 

[icepick314]

"Russian MP Asks for Probe Into Alien Abduction"

would that be ANAL probing?

 

[gorehound]

yes i think it might be anal probing that was done here.i doubt it was really alien probing so it must of bee a typo/.

 

[restatement3dofted]

Whoa, Cartman! Looks like you didn't get much sleep last night!

 

[yay]

I love news like this. Because the comments always make me lol, thanks guys.

 

[counselmancl]

"Russian MP Asks for Probe Into Alien Abduction"

Hasn't he been probed enough?

 

[husker]

Technically, the image of "Bob" is that of a monster not an alien, but love the image anyway.

 

[Horhe]

I'm pretty sure he wasn't kidnapped, because if the aliens would come to Earth, they will surely come to USA. Probably in Washington DC, so they can fight Will Smith.

 

[Guest]

Perhaps the Aliens have come to speculate on the bond markets. It's probably the biggest game of high stakes poker (in the galaxy) at the moment...

 

[matchboxmatt]

"As president of the World Chess Federation, he is said to have spent tens of millions of dollars turning the poor region of Kalmykia into a mecca for chess players. Ilyumzhinov is responsible for building an entire village, dubbed Chess City, to host international tournaments."

The guy sounds like a real life Seto-Kaiba.

 

[RipperjackAU]

In Russia, the aliens probe you... as they do in the rest of the world.

 

[Camikazi]

[citation][nom]matchboxmatt[/nom]"As president of the World Chess Federation, he is said to have spent tens of millions of dollars turning the poor region of Kalmykia into a mecca for chess players. Ilyumzhinov is responsible for building an entire village, dubbed Chess City, to host international tournaments."The guy sounds like a real life Seto-Kaiba.[/citation]
Battle City - Chess Edition!

 

[Guest]

Somewhat odd that this is newsworthy now as Kirsan's claims of abduction date back at least as far as his '98 autobiography "The President's Crown of Thorns." Frankly, he's loonier than a Wisconsin lake and with any luck the BBC piece will help Karpov in his run to replace Kirsan as president of FIDE.

 

[godwhomismike]

In Soviet Russia, you are one anal probing aliens.

 

[godwhomismike]

[citation][nom]Hargak[/nom]Sounds more like he just WANTED to be probed by aliens, some peoples fantasy's![/citation]

Andre Lebedev: "How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass? "

 

[cichy69]

"sending probe into Uranus" ;]