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SexBox, the Adult Only Game Console

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They'll get the game out 'Wii-wii fit', it'll teach you to last longer with a real, warm, living human...
Not that it'll ever happen if you need a sexbox
 
[citation][nom]ultim8wpn[/nom](i just had to) but can it play crysex?[/citation]
That's old now. What about Cryostasex?
 
Should include a rope to hang yourself with when you realize the hottie giving you a tug job on the other end is a 45 year old fat man with a comb over starting at the top of his butt crack
 
They'd better make sure the controller can be used with one hand.

 
[citation][nom]nukemaster[/nom]
Or was it Family Guy? When Peter gave away all the christmas presents.......
It was Simpsons. It was Cletus and her name was Sony[/citation]

no, it was family guy
 
[citation][nom]ProDigit80[/nom]Does it go with a sex controller?[/citation]Nope, you have to provide your own joy-stick 😛
 
[citation][nom]dingumf[/nom]LULZ they actually patented that wow.[/citation]
Now I would pay to see that :)
 
^^^ Oops, meant to cite the Jack Thompson is going to soil himself comment...!
 
Ha ha! This is awesome. There'll be a new connotation to the red ring of death!

Dear Microsoft,

My XBOX is fucked.
 
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