SexBox, the Adult Only Game Console

[Guest]

The possibilities expand, no pun intended, into teledildonics. Yes, you can go to college and take classes for that.

This can also redefine rape. You thought taking over a computer was a violation now? What happens when the electronically enhanced sexbox controllers are no longer under the control of the consenting parties?
Currently, if you fall asleep at your keyboard while in an internet chat room might get a keyboard imprint in your face. What if you fall asleep in an internet chat room that is interfaced with your sexbox?

 

[virtualban]

The article was somewhat good, but, the comments were/are way better, still laughing out loud!!
Nice reading!

 

[wild9]

Emulation is wonderful these days xD

 

[Guest]

sexaxis controller?...

 

[rambo117]

but nvidia cant handle hardcore pr0nz

 

[Hellbound]

So gamers can finally get laid....sort of.

 

[dgsaspen]

This will be a gold mine.... I need to buy their stock now.

The internet has taken us this far we might as well go the rest of the way to hell.

Think of the attachments the online group sessions. This is messed up but it might make the world a safer place. No chance of STD's, crime will be down. And is it really cheating when you have sex with someone online??? LOL Even the priest's can get in on the action without hurting anyone. The porn industry should grab hold of this quick if they aren't running the show already.
I feel bad for the aliens when they finally arrive for us ten years down the road and everyone is attached to these sexboxes doin each other.
We are all going to hell and we will be doing it with some pulsing attachment to the sexbox on us or in us...

 

[r0x0r]

Can you imagine the weird conversations at the game store?...

Customer: What can you tell me about this game?
Clerk: Ooh, that's a shit game.
Customer: Hmm, that's no good. I was looking more for something that's gay and totally sucks ass.

(cue horrified looks from non-sexbox gamers)

 

[kartu]

I wonder why Sony doesn't do "AO version" of PS3 actually. And why ban AO games at all? Huge % of gamers are actually adults, aren't they?

 

[backbydemand]

[citation][nom]Platypus[/nom]You wonder why there are so few pornographic games out there. Their "programmers" can't type two lines of code without feeling the urge to masturbate.[/citation]

And normal programmers don't spend half their time jerking off?

Here's a horrible thought, the MMORGY has an female at the other end that does something pretty rude to the male at the other end, then the female at the other end announces he is a DUDE! Man that would put me off online gaming for LIFE!

Switch off, go out, meet real women - it's not like the world is short of willing people.

 

[midnightgun]

Sounds like a good money making idea to me.

Hope they don't get blocked to "protect us".

 

[obsidian86]

new releases soon in stores near you, need for seed with limited edition 'joystick',god of whore,ultimate fantasy 13 online

 

[belardo]

I find the part interesting that said "stating on its website that Microsoft's Xbox 360 and many Nvidia video cards actually use its circuit designs."

Somehow I doubt that. And if they lying, they could be liable.
- their website is non-functional. A "tech company" that has been in business for "8 years", and yet a dead website?

- No information about them.

- Nvidia doesn't "make" video cards... or chips even. They design GPUs & chipsets.

- Everything they talked about here... we have it today. Its called a "COMPUTER".

But they could take a very low-end PC, use a variant of Linux... and make an app or a browser to access a site that acts a bit like the xbox... and instead of charging $50 a year... $25~50 a month.

- Sony, MS don't have AO games in the USA. In Japan and other countries... its different. People are stupid with ass-backwards morals in this country (USA).

 

[verenos]

When this gives you the Red Ring of Death you need antibiotics and it burns when you...... well you know.

 

[zak_mckraken]

massively multiplayer online games

Hmmm... I can see where this is going!

 

[jellico]

All joking aside, I think there is a tremendous opportunity for AO gaming to extend the sales of existing games. For example, look at all of the hubbub that Mass Effect generated with that PG-13 rated love scene near the end of the game. If it weren't for the current restrictions, you would have two versions of this game. The regular version, and the AO rated "Director's Cut" or whatever you want to call it. Have the graphics guys put in a couple of more cut scenes and tell them to leave nothing to the imagination. Then slap a price tag on it that's $10 higher than the regular version.

I would love to have had an AO version of Fallout 3. That game was awesome to begin with, but there are numerous scenes and character interactions that could have been really great in an AO version.

Oh, and don't EVEN get me started on the GTA series. Talk about a franchise that is tailor-made for an AO release!

 

[ssalim]

As bad as it may sounds, it may actually be popular.

 

[dark_lord69]

[citation][nom]Platypus[/nom]I really hope they don't enter the used games market.[/citation]

LOL!!!

 

[Guest]

it brings a whole new meaning to the word joypad

 

[JohnnyLucky]

I prefer the real thing!