Siri Has Some Silly Answers. What Would You Ask Siri?

[Anaxamenes]

Siri, can you initiate the auto-destruct sequence with a 5 minute countdown?

 

[ano]

Tomshardware ladies and gentlemen!
Only on tomshardware you can see a news about a stupid app is valued more than the a news about the death of a REAL scientist, REAL inventor, REAL innovator, REAL genius, REAL pioneer...! This news (like most of the Apple-related news!) is written in BOLD and the news about Dennis Ritchie's death is as important as a news about the release of a Zalman cpu fan!!!

how pathetic this website has become!!!

 

[subaru41]

I would ask why so many isheep buy the inferior 4S phone, I mean iPhone 4S?

Why does the iPhone 4S not support 4G?

Why does the iPhone 4S still have the tiny kids screen?

Why does the iPhone 4S not support Adobe Flash?

 

[razor512]

Ask it

How do I install android on my iPhone?

How do you write malware for the iOS?

Which bar will the next iPhone prototype be misplaced in?

Whats 1+1?

Where can I get the best deal on parts for a Hackintosh?

How do you restore a stolen iPhone?

When will the iPhone 5 be releases?

 

[JackNaylorPE]

Why can't we all just get along ? (Jack Nicholson, Mars Attacks)

If a man speaks in the forest and no woman hears him, is he still wrong ?

 

[razor512]

forgot to add

ask it morally questionable questions

Whats the best way to commit suicide?

Where can I purchase Duke Nukem Forever?

How do you cook meth?

Find the closest drug dealer

Is it a good idea to challenge a police officer to a traffic light drag race?

How do I break the law?

 

[rockhome6]

Will the world end in 2012?

 

[danwat1234]

[citation][nom]jonnyt[/nom]Surely, you can't be serious.[/citation]
Stop calling me Surely!

 

[razorblaze42]

Love the voice recognition software, but have no interest in an iPhone or anything else from Apple...guess that makes me an Apple hater.

 

[pangedit]

ahahaha

 

[Guest]

[citation][nom]ano[/nom]Tomshardware ladies and gentlemen!Only on tomshardware you can see a news about a stupid app is valued more than the a news about the death of a REAL scientist, REAL inventor, REAL innovator, REAL genius, REAL pioneer...! This news (like most of the Apple-related news!) is written in BOLD and the news about Dennis Ritchie's death is as important as a news about the release of a Zalman cpu fan!!!how pathetic this website has become!!![/citation]

Tom's tried to make the man's death a fun, interactive community experience, but it didn't test well.

 

[Guest]

[citation][nom]JackNaylorPE[/nom]Why can't we all just get along ? (Jack Nicholson, Mars Attacks)If a man speaks in the forest and no woman hears him, is he still wrong ?[/citation]

'Google' Rodney King and try again... better yet, ask Siri about him.

"Why do we park on driveways, and drive on parkways?"

"Are you a Democrat, or a Republican?"

"Would 999 really work?"

"Did Monica Lewinsky spit or swallow?"

 

[bobusboy]

The "what is the meaning of life" "42" is a refrence to the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

 

[Guest]

Use Siri and say "perform a blow job". I'm not kidding when it replies "This escort isn't far from you", pinpoints the location of the closest escort services, and provides directions.

 

[keyanf]

"What can change the nature of a man?"

 

[Guest]

" Siri, Initiate Self-destruct sequence, Authorization Piqard, Alpha One, Authorization Code: Gamma, 0,0 Omega, Set self destruct to 10 seconds, no audio warnings.... Initiate"

 

[beachbod]

"What is self awareness?"

"Are you alive?"

 

[Guest]

I would see if you could say something like this, "Siri start recording this conversation using audio, video and also transcribing the audio to text, until I tell you to stop." This could be useful in a law enforcement capacity. Thanks!

 

[lasik124]

hahah so siri helps serial killers and knows whos its baby daddy is....nice lol

 

[couponbook]

You should ask Siri these questions:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?

Can I borrow some money?

Where did I put my keys?

Did you fart?