Snoop Dogg Wants Zuckerberg as Sports Partner

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I can only imagine is Zuckerberg were the owner of a football team. Teenage girls swarming into the stadium screaming whenever zuckerberg is on camera, and no attention to the game. And Snoop Dogg sucks, lost his popularity in the 90s.
 
[citation][nom]TommySch[/nom]Is he literate?[/citation]

I was able to read that, and he probably typed that himself, so I'd say he's adequately literate, yeah. I just don't think Twitter needs to be subject to grammatical pedantry.
 
Ayo sumbody tell Zuckerberg to holler at me. He n I need go buy a pro sports team tgether.
And by "He n I" Snoop really means, HE, because Snoop sure as hell doesn't have that kind of money. It would funny as hell if Mark's response was something like, "How about *I* go and buy a sports team and Snoop buys a ticket and watches from stands like everyone else. Foshizzle!"
 
[citation][nom]cloudberry[/nom]I was able to read that, and he probably typed that himself, so I'd say he's adequately literate, yeah. I just don't think Twitter needs to be subject to grammatical pedantry.[/citation]
No no no no, we don't have a problem with internet speak, silly, we have a problem with black people, duh.
 
[citation][nom]jellico[/nom]And by "He n I" Snoop really means, HE, because Snoop sure as hell doesn't have that kind of money. It would funny as hell if Mark's response was something like, "How about *I* go and buy a sports team and Snoop buys a ticket and watches from stands like everyone else. Foshizzle!"[/citation]


Well, some simple googling says that Snoop is worth about 200million, and the average NFL team is valued at 5 times that, around 1 billion. So, if you assume they buy a lower-end sports team for a less-than-popular sport, like, say, baseball, I'm sure they could get away with a team for around 700million or so, putting it at a 75%/25% split between the zucks and the dogg. If they got another Co-owner in there, it could even muster a 33% three-way split. That is doable. Not ideal, but doable.
 
[citation][nom]assmar[/nom]No no no no, we don't have a problem with internet speak, silly, we have a problem with black people, duh.[/citation]LOL, oh man.. an internet victim in the works. LOL
 
[citation][nom]graham_71[/nom]He makes "Music" unfortunately iv heard some of it.[/citation]

wow, what kind of "music" do you listen too?
 
[citation][nom]fyasko[/nom]wow, what kind of "music" do you listen too?[/citation]
I like most normal music, pop, easy listening, country etc but when you work in a factory with other people you have to put up with the cRAP they listen to as well.
 
Ay yo. Me and my zero bucks + Zuckerberg and his billions can go out and buy a sports team. We be equal partners dog. Aight?
 
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