Steve Jobs: Folks Who Want Porn Can Buy Android

[SuckRaven]

Correction..........Folks who want freedom can buy Android.

 

[rsetter1]

Somebody help out.
What is Jobs doing in the picture with the thing he is holding?
Is he blowing on it or is he about to stick the thing in his mouth?
Could it be a preview of the Apple iSuck/iBlow?

 

[Guest]

Want Porn? Droid Does!

 

[zachary k]

so Steve jobs DOES think he is better than you and SHOULD make all your choices?

 

[ithurtswhenipee]

[citation][nom]dwave[/nom]The internet wouldn't exist if it wasn't for porn! What do you think will happen with his phone when the Android has it?[/citation]

Are you suggesting that porn somehow supports the infrastructure of the internet? That is like saying that roads would cease to exist if there were no blue cars to drive on them.

 

[eddieroolz]

You know, if I was forced to choose I'd definitely go Android, so one less worry for you, Jobs.

 

[oncall]

The comments are really amusing. I mean, since when has porn been available on the app store? And now everyone is fired up because SJ just confirmed what everyone already knows. Apple doesn't and isn't going to sell porn thorough it's app store. BFD. I suppose everyone is equally upset Sony doesn't sell you a porn DVD at their Sony Store to go with that DVD player you just bought. Do what you do on your home computer and direct your Safari web browser to a porn web site and have fun.

 

[dedsetmad]

I detest "porn"...I am not a prude....done my share of stuff...but I kept it private. Porn exploits women...full stop. They would not spread their snatches for all unless some creep was forking out the bucks; and I am sure that our Creator, whatever it is, did not intend lovely girls doing this shit. And that's all porn is....SHIT.

 

[Kami3k]

[citation][nom]dedsetmad[/nom]I detest "porn"...I am not a prude....done my share of stuff...but I kept it private. Porn exploits women...full stop. They would not spread their snatches for all unless some creep was forking out the bucks; and I am sure that our Creator, whatever it is, did not intend lovely girls doing this shit. And that's all porn is....SHIT.[/citation]

Oh look it's stevejobsrules under a different name.

 

[blackwater11]

God I hope Google get's their ISH together. As soon as their ready, I'm switching back to Verizon. Can't wait, this communist prick is a complete douche bag. You're going to tell me what I can and cannot watch? mmm.. let me think about that one.

 

[Guest]

Jobs has had this attitude (perhaps also illiteracy) since the days of the early Mac's. "We'll determine what you can and cannot have, and we'll tell you what you can and cannot read". Sorry, Steve. I'm not a fan of porn, but I like my free speech. How long will it be before he and his friends decide that writers (or candidates) they don't agree with are not appropriate for Apple products. This is all a very good reason to boycott Apple. He is a very effective marketer, but the technology is not good enough to make me give up my freedom.

 

[smlong]

The whole problem boils down to one thing.

You can only get your apps through iTunes. With that as the case, I take serious issue with their censoring.

 

[slayerz636]

well i have to comment on this one jobs.... I have the 3gs and love it. but the rest of apple can go to hell. who are you jobs to decide what i do with MY products???? hell didnt i spend enough on your damn apple tax? i may be switching to android next time around because of that controling attitude! apple is for the uneducated masses... i strongly believe that now

 

[slayerz636]

we live in america jobs! a country created to escape from your exact ideas taxation without representation (apple tax) a uncensored media, i could go on. this really pisses me off! my father fought and died for this great country! whats next censoring music because its inmoral???? this has to stop before it gets too big. let him burry his own company if he wants too

 

[Guest]

what Steve was trying to say is : "you know there is a place called internet, you can watch porn, your kids can watch porn - if you are stupid enough to let them - and if i had my way, people could only watch what i approve and do what i consider appropriate, no app could go up on the internet without apple getting a share of the profits...and one more thing.....no gambling guys, we are on guard for you folks, sincirely apple"

do we really want that ?

 

[okibrian]

It's really funny how he thinks his phone is so great that he can tell customers to piss off and to go buy the other phone. One day you may eat those words and ask yourself where did everyone go. Other phones are getting better and have started to move in on you, but hey piss off right?

 

[Clintonio]

[citation][nom]Princeofdreams[/nom]You are really lost in your mind, sex is NOT about love, sex is about reproduction[/citation]

The act of sex is, by definition, intended for reproduction, but happens to be far more complex in our species, since it can be done for more reasons than just that. It can be done for fun, pleasure, and out of pure passion and love.

I myself am a person devoted to the last one. It may all be a part of the reproduction strategy, but to take love out of sex for humans is denying our evolutionary monogamy. Maybe it's being evolved out these days, but it has been a part of us for a while.

 

[bearracuda]

[citation][nom]ThinkingOutLoud[/nom]iphone takes up one hand, pressing the buttons occupies the other...what's it matter if there's no porn available if you don't have a free hand?[/citation]
I am geniunely impressed at your lack of texting ability.
[citation][nom]mman74[/nom]Wasn't everyone saying that porn would decide the HD war between HD-DVD and Blu-ray? Look what happened to HD-DVD![/citation]
Yes, I'm sure the fact that the most primitive blu-ray can hold 50 gigabytes on a single layer has absolutely "nothing" to do with blu-ray winning. (as compared to the 7 gigs offered by an HD-DVD)
[citation][nom]stevejobsrules[/nom] There is no need for porn on iPhones. The Internet is vast and if you need to watch porn you can do it on your own terms.[/citation]
I would be able to do it on my own terms... if he wasn't blocking it on my personal electronic device.

 

[Clintonio]

[citation][nom]dedsetmad[/nom]I detest "porn"...I am not a prude....done my share of stuff...but I kept it private. Porn exploits women...full stop. They would not spread their snatches for all unless some creep was forking out the bucks; and I am sure that our Creator, whatever it is, did not intend lovely girls doing this shit. And that's all porn is....SHIT.[/citation]

Yes, and calling a woman's vagina a 'snatch' isn't degrading in the slightest? At least appreciating the beauty of a woman's body is respecting her. Using such vulgar words is worse to me.

Admittedly I'm not fond of porn since I'm happily engaged, but I know how useful it is in times of lonliness :X

 

[bearracuda]

[citation][nom]glubox[/nom]Jobs is a f*cking comunist. I work for the money i pay for my hardware, i'm a free man, in free country i can do what i want if someone tell me the oposite than he is a f*cking comunist.Bulgaria.[/citation]

Now I'm thinking we should send an email to google's CEO asking him for a new ad campaign saying that real patriots buy the Android. I can see it all in my head...

There are a bunch of american soldiers infiltrating a desert city. They wtfpwn some baddies. They throw a grenade into a building, and they're waiting for it to explode and suddenly you hear "Bing!"

Time Freezes.

One of the soldiers steps away, whips out his android, checks his email, then puts it back.

He gets back into position and time unfreezes.

The grenade explodes and they charge into the building.
Then the picture goes to the stereotypical salesman holding an android and standing in front of that famous statue of Abe Lincoln. He holds the android towards the crowd. "Do you love america? Are you a free citizen? Then buy the android. Don't let these commies stop you doing what you love!"

Then it goes to an american soldier shooting an M16 at a pure white laptop with the embossed silhouette of an orange on it, which gets obliterated completely.