The Next Generation Uber-Masculine Skateboard

[Guest]

That's the marketing tagline for this skateboard-tank concept.

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[rrobstur]

...I WANT ONE!!

 

[dillyflump]

Looks like someones robbed them from a stormtroopers gym bag 😀

 

[yannifb]

Looks awesome. IMO it would look cooler in black

 

[Shadow703793]

Want!

 

[cobra5000]

Other than the tank track, what makes this uber-masculine?

 

[proxy711]

[citation][nom]cobra5000[/nom]Other than the tank track, what makes this uber-masculine?[/citation]
It's yet another object that you can buy to make up for having loose fitting pants.

 

[Gin Fushicho]

It doesn't even look like you can stand on it.

 

[Trialsking]

As this tank track skateboard remains a figment of a designer's imagination, specifics such as range, engine power, and even potential availability or price, are lacking.

I have figment to share with you all. Its a lamp with a magic Genie that grants any 3 wishes you want........

 

[S2759]

Try grinding a rail with that thing! Ouch!!!

 

[mikewong]

Not sure if it will hold with dust and muds... Definitely need a Tom's review!

 

[seriousazn]

[citation][nom]mikewong[/nom]Not sure if it will hold with dust and muds... Definitely need a Tom's review![/citation]
**does not exist

 

[hemburger]

looks like something you would buy and stop using after three days... like a unicycle or a pogo stick

 

[arlandi]

yeah... but can it Ollie?

 

[drsanches]

wouldnt even remotely close to work

maybe in film, legolas could ride that and shoot some orcs

 

[bildo123]

[citation][nom]yannifb[/nom]Looks awesome. IMO it would look cooler in black[/citation]

Ya, that thing'll look like a piece of used toilet paper after the first few hours of use. It would definitely be cool if it had the functionally of a Segway but the mobility of its description. Not likely though.

 

[ap3x]

That look incredible. But how do you skate on that thing.

 

[shortbus25]

Just another way for humanity to become more lazy!!

 

[sliem]

How is it lazy??

 

[christop]

This will not work how can you steer a single track.