USB is Satan; Bluetooth is Jesus Christ

[heffeque]

[citation][nom]pozaks[/nom]I have witnessed an unnatural union between two male USB connectors.http://softsolder.files.wordpress. [...] ectors.jpgGod cannot forgive this abomination.[/citation]
Don't worry. Jesus had two fathers and he turned out ok 🙂

 

[marraco]

They also forbade use of the n-th SATA device.

 

[rrr1431]

I was gona think that the reason they like Bluetooth was due to the symbol as well... And by the way so what if Jesus did have blue eyes (a highly unlikely thing since he would have been of Middle Eastern decent - but then again.. he's the son of God..) does that mean anything blue is holy? Some people have a really strange way of thinking...

 

[megamanx00]

Well I'll be damned 😀

I'll keep my USB thx 😛

 

[pozaks]

[citation][nom]TheCapulet[/nom]Jesus' "trendy logo" is the ichthus, which is one third of the Holy Trinity. Tons of analogies pair it with fish and fishing, but it has nothing to do with either.[/citation]
They ichthus became a trendy logo about 20 years ago. Before this it was a historical footnote, a leftover from KR's esoteric roots.

My joke is big and stupid to match the content of this story, but don't lecture me on your mystic religion's history, of which I am likely more versed in than you.

 

[tidex]

Now it all makes sense.
Whenever you try to plug in a USB device it doesn't go. Then you flip it and it still doesn't go. After fiddling with it for 20 minutes turns out it was facing upright the first time. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

 

[cookoy]

and stay away from SATA and eSATA interfaces

 

[bobusboy]

The trident wielding devil isnt even in the bible.....(satan is but there are no refrences to this half goat horned trident weilding chevron tailed red monstrosity in the bible)

 

[COLGeek]

The stupidity and ignorance of mankind has NO bounds.

 

[kriminal]

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[youssef 2010]

your use of a technology doesn't mean your approval of the ideas and beliefs of its inventor.

 

[Caffeinecarl]

[citation][nom]mcvf[/nom]That is awesome! I am going with Intel next time, because J had blue eyes!I wonder is it ok to use green, e.i. AMD or Nvidia? You know, just to be on the safe side 🙂[/citation]
nvidia is OK, but not preferred because it's green, but AMD is forbidden because they're in cahoots with ATI, which is red.

 

[BulkZerker]

This article has nothgin to do with religion honestly, it's just idiocy. And Honestly. South America is full of idiots, and then full of genius there's very little middle ground there it's liek a staircase with everything but the top 2 and bottom 2 steps missing.

[citation][nom]thechief73[/nom]Nothing like a bunch of crazy religious fanatics forcing thier half brained opinions about everything on people trying to set the world strait in their eyes. Do these people honestly belive this crap?[/citation]

Nothing like Atheist Bigots thinking everything involving any form of religion is an attack on their very way of life even if the person with religious beliefs in question is just holding a bible next to them under their arm. "OMG OMG OMG HE"S GONNA PREACH! I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT PLEASE CONGRESS TAKE AWAY OUR FIRST AMENDMENT SO I DON"T HAVE TO HEAR IT!"

 

[nitzero]

There was a religious group from Brazil saying farmville was a great game for the soul because it was divine. Something to do with fertile earth.

Do you know what is worse? Many mindless people will follow this USB idea. May as well replace the whole computer because it has an USB interface. Wait... Your phone too has a mini usb charger! Oh no! Even my car has one!.

Not surprising coming from a country where the church says "Give me money, God will pay you back..." and they still give what they have, next will be "Give me your computers, laptops and phones, it has USB!". Sad...

 

[Vladislaus]

I guess the devil rides a Maserati.

 

[Guest]

umm don't they realize that that Bluetooth connects to the computer via USB adaper. Even if bluetooh is integraded into a motherboard it still uses the USB controller built in. HAHA how stupid!

 

[southernshark]

Jesus had blue eyes and short blond hair. Teh Great Satan came in and put the brown people there after he died to confuse people (along with those paintings that show Jesus having a beard and scruffy hair).

JESUS HAD NO BEARD!!!!