Woman Marries R2-D2 (Droid She's Looking For)

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pabeader

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[citation][nom]Mr Pizza[/nom]now she will ALWAYS be a virgin[/citation]

R2 does have that computer connector thing. Remember?
 

damasvara

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The good thing is: the Droid is not made by Apple. Because if it is, the woman must know how to hold it right... lol
 

maestintaolius

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[citation][nom]rambo117[/nom]Mehh, keep your R2D2, ima marry me some Seven of Nine[/citation]
no no, if you're going to marry a star trek race ya gotta go with a changeling.
 

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[citation][nom]crazybaldhead[/nom]Thank god she's finally off the market. Talk about butterface.[/citation]

Butterface? I think you mean "includingerface"... I'd do her only if I had a bag... For MYSELF!
 

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[citation][nom]maestintaolius[/nom]no no, if you're going to marry a star trek race ya gotta go with a changeling.[/citation]
As long as it's not Oddo, your point is well taken ;)
 
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She is happy now but wait till she finds out about R2D2 and that sexy Rumba french robotic vacuum. Then R2 will be hanging around the house wearing a wife beater t-shirt, surfing robo porn all day long. Yeah live it up now girlie but R2D2 is a robowhore! Then there is CP30 that is totally gay and will at some time try to steal him away from you.
 
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