[citation][nom]balister[/nom]It would cost $100k and there would be minor upgrades every year, but you would soooooo need those upgrades so you'd have to buy a new iCar every year. >_>[/citation]
It would also miss standard features found in other cars, such as speedometer/tachometer, would have its hood fixed closed and would be integrated with Siri. It wouldn't even have an automatic gearbox, it would have a joystick that would allow you to go forward or backward. It would also come only in one colour, and when another colour is released, it would be a huge deal. The car's fuel tanks would be also made as small as possible despite the limited mileage it would provide. The car's owners would enrage better car's owners by causing the entire car industry - service, upgrades, refueling, etc. - to degraded to their dumb level.
The poor working conditions on the factories where that crap would be made would cause hundreds of workers to commit suicide while Apple would boast about how "green" their materials are.
And I wouldn't be surprised if it'd sell well. Dumb people only need a bit of hype rather than a real reason to buy something.
In short, RIP Steve, I'm glad you're not with us any more. Who knows what other horrible nonsense you might've came up with