Apple Board Member: Jobs Dreamed of an iCar

[JMcEntegart]

Apple's Steve Jobs had a desire to design his own car, according to one board member.

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[kcorp2003]

whats next? iMuseum for Steve Jobs?

 

[balister]

It would cost $100k and there would be minor upgrades every year, but you would soooooo need those upgrades so you'd have to buy a new iCar every year. >_>

 

[Guest]

and i dream for an ipot to shit on !!!!

 

[ben850]

[citation][nom]amarcool[/nom]and i dream for an ipot to shit on !!!![/citation]

"Siri.... wipe my ass."

 

[darkchazz]

[citation][nom]amarcool[/nom]and i dream for an ipot to shit on !!!![/citation]
Siri operated bidet.
"Siri rinse my ass please!"

 

[xerroz]

[citation][nom]balister[/nom]It would cost $100k and there would be minor upgrades every year, but you would soooooo need those upgrades so you'd have to buy a new iCar every year. >_>[/citation]
And don't forget it would have the same specs as a Toyota Camry

 

[amk-aka-Phantom]

[citation][nom]balister[/nom]It would cost $100k and there would be minor upgrades every year, but you would soooooo need those upgrades so you'd have to buy a new iCar every year. >_>[/citation]

It would also miss standard features found in other cars, such as speedometer/tachometer, would have its hood fixed closed and would be integrated with Siri. It wouldn't even have an automatic gearbox, it would have a joystick that would allow you to go forward or backward. It would also come only in one colour, and when another colour is released, it would be a huge deal. The car's fuel tanks would be also made as small as possible despite the limited mileage it would provide. The car's owners would enrage better car's owners by causing the entire car industry - service, upgrades, refueling, etc. - to degraded to their dumb level.

The poor working conditions on the factories where that crap would be made would cause hundreds of workers to commit suicide while Apple would boast about how "green" their materials are.

And I wouldn't be surprised if it'd sell well. Dumb people only need a bit of hype rather than a real reason to buy something.

In short, RIP Steve, I'm glad you're not with us any more. Who knows what other horrible nonsense you might've came up with

 

[Pailin]

no no, the true step beyond is the

iMausoleum

 

[Guest]

Thank the universe Jobs is now an iCorpse!

Hooah!

 

[seels]

Steve was a great man. His revolutionary thinking has changed the world forever. My iMacs, MacBook Pro's, iPad's, iPods, and iPhones that myself and my entire family has would not be possible without Steve's amazing vision for the future of technology. I hope I meet the amazing Steve Job's sometime in the future. Ugh, what I would do to just shake his hand.

 

[kcorp2003]

[citation][nom]seels[/nom]Steve was a great man. His revolutionary thinking has changed the world forever. My iMacs, MacBook Pro's, iPad's, iPods, and iPhones that myself and my entire family has would not be possible without Steve's amazing vision for the future of technology. I hope I meet the amazing Steve Job's sometime in the future. Ugh, what I would do to just shake his hand.[/citation]

you poor soul.

 

[K2N hater]

American cars are OK. Third world cars are a whole story though.

 

[stingstang]

[citation][nom]kcorp2003[/nom]you poor soul.[/citation]
No kidding. He thinks his last name is plural for something.

 

[aoneone]

What about iHouse? You know white like the white house except, with touch screen windows ^_^

 

[Pailin]

[citation][nom]seels[/nom]Steve was a great man. His revolutionary thinking has changed the world forever. My iMacs, MacBook Pro's, iPad's, iPods, and iPhones that myself and my entire family has would not be possible without Steve's amazing vision for the future of technology. I hope I meet the amazing Steve Job's sometime in the future. Ugh, what I would do to just shake his hand.[/citation]

I used to think that way about him too, so many film paid homage to him and his wonderful company he created with its forward thinking ideas

But in the years leading up to his demise my rosy image of him was slowly sadly tarnished by his incredibly hypocritical ways

"We have always been shameless about stealing great ideas"

Followed up by more and more ridiculous patents suppressing fair competition by monitorising common sense principles essential to basic function of devises - items that Should not be patentable

Manipulating evidence presented to the courts...

Forming dummy companies to buy patents under false pretences from competitors and outright lying during the purchase process

I was a pro Apple kinda guy and was deeply saddened to see his true nature slowly exposed
It is sad to say it, but that guy is a Nasty piece of work

is almost like karma gave him back what he gave out

 

[Hellbound]

I can also imagine he dreamed of the iNuke to get rid of the competition...

 

[stingstang]

iCan'ttakeitanymore the suicide device.

 

[Super_Nova]

I bet mr. 'iGod' Jobs cranked up some of those ideas using after smoking some iPot

 

[jryan388]

The "HD" in "HDTV" is becoming redundant...