Apple Board Member: Jobs Dreamed of an iCar

[freggo]

[citation][nom]lp231[/nom]And turning left, instead car turns right is a feature.[/citation]

And if you do not hold the Steering wheel in the approved 9-2 position the car may not turn properly.

 

[Guest]

For who know's which time, he was not a visionary, just a money hungry megalomaniac.

 

[eddieroolz]

Being in Tim Cook's position does suck, but he signed up for it so he deserves all the scrutinizing.

Meanwhile, I would be curious and dread to see what an iCar would have turned up like.

 

[Bluescreendeath]

I-DIOT

 

[Marco925]

[citation][nom]aoneone[/nom]What about iHouse? You know white like the white house except, with touch screen windows ^_^[/citation]
But it has no windows!

Steve jobs: Exactly!

 

[livebriand]

[citation][nom]xerroz[/nom]And don't forget it would have the same specs as a Toyota Camry[/citation]
And it would have half the mileage as a regular car and require expensive premium iGas.

 

[ta152h]

One big problem is it would not let you drive into strip clubs. You'd get a firm reminder from the vehicle "There are other cars for that". And that would be that.

 

[nebun]

I totally agree, the US car maket is looking very sad....we need innovation and we need it now at an affordable price

 

[halcyon]

[citation][nom]seels[/nom]Steve was a great man. His revolutionary thinking has changed the world forever. My iMacs, MacBook Pro's, iPad's, iPods, and iPhones that myself and my entire family has would not be possible without Steve's amazing vision for the future of technology. I hope I meet the amazing Steve Job's sometime in the future. Ugh, what I would do to just shake his hand.[/citation]
I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

You had to be trolling...and if so, well done. Hell, I like Apple products but the kind of drivel you just let out of your butt is kind of sickening.

 

[scythe944]

I just replace the "i" in all of the "iproducts" and replace it with "idiot". It makes everything all better.

 

[halcyon]

[citation][nom]nebun[/nom]I totally agree, the US car maket is looking very sad....we need innovation and we need it now at an affordable price[/citation]
The US makes the very best weapons in the world. No, really, we do. You wanna pick someone out of a crowd at and waste them from 400 miles away in space? We have something for you. Cars? ...not so much.

 

[alxianthelast]

It's NOT A RUMMA!!

 

[teodoreh]

Sir Sinclair had the same vision, and his company got bankthrupt of it...

 

[back_by_demand]

[citation][nom]seels[/nom]what I would do to just shake his hand.[/citation]
That can be arranged, have you got a flashlight and a shovel?

 

[atmos929]

hahahah xD... but how will you open the iCoffin?
And please... while you are at it, remind him that having erections at the graveyard is totally unapropiate.

 

[ubergeek]

Just think of all the iDiots that would shell out twice as much for that image. GREAT IDEA!

 

[aracheb]

[citation][nom]back_by_demand[/nom]That can be arranged, have you got a flashlight and a shovel?[/citation]
+500 for innovation to this poster.

lol....

 

[targetdrone]

Will it have a replaceable batttery or will you need to send it in and pay $10,000 for a refurb?

 

[dreadlokz]

I dream about an iCrap... a toilet in the shape of an apple =)

 

[freggo]

[citation][nom]seels[/nom]Steve was a great man. His revolutionary thinking has changed the world forever. My iMacs, MacBook Pro's, iPad's, iPods, and iPhones that myself and my entire family has would not be possible without Steve's amazing vision for the future of technology. I hope I meet the amazing Steve Job's sometime in the future. Ugh, what I would do to just shake his hand.[/citation]

Seriously giving up a chance of Heaven and visiting Hell just to shake his hands ?
Now that's what I call commitment