Apple Puts Steve Jobs Heart Attack Rumor to Rest

[JMcEntegart]

Apple spokeswoman, Katie Cotton, has denied rumors that surface this morning about Apple CEO and founder Steve Jobs suffered a heart attack.

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[Guest]

Jeez Apple is good at suing people.
Why not claim deformation!

 

[jaragon13]

DAMMIT he's not dead yet?

 

[frozenlead]

But god can't have heart attacks...

 

[Guest]

I wish he'd hurry up and die. Really

 

[randomizer]

As much as I don't like him, I don't wish for him to die. I just wish for him to resign, and perhaps take a lead parachute (hmm.. he might hit the ground hard with that).

 

[Guest]

Oh GUISe you did it again, damn ebaumers

 

[Pei-chen]

Apple's PR machine at work covering up the news. Is Apple going to buy a Japanese robot to replace Job in secret to protect the stock value? I think Job might be the first CEO that has no life limitation like a corporation.