This is some of the funniest shit I have seen in quite some time. Easy money maker for people who aren't willing to work hard for their money. Just do a quick search to see if a well known turn, process, technique, etc, and see if it is taken. If not, file for a patent immediately and wait for someone to make that technology or whatever it is and then sue 'em.
My idea, patent the idea of teleportation and then sit on my ass for a couple of years then the moment someone comes out with a technology close to the idea of teleportation, sue 'em even though you never made any attempt to make it possible in the first place.