Being a Hero, drat you, kludge

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Now *I've* got "Billy, don't be a hero" stuck in MY head.

Bad husband!

No Biscuit!

 

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Melissa M. Dorsey wrote:

> Now *I've* got "Billy, don't be a hero" stuck in MY head.

> Bad husband!

> No Biscuit!

He was born a hero; there is nothing he can do about it now except
follow the hero's path.

Cookie? He'll sit for it.

--
ha

 

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"Melissa M. Dorsey" <chakaal@panix.com> wrote in message
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> Now *I've* got "Billy, don't be a hero" stuck in MY head.
>
> Bad husband!
>
> No Biscuit!

But this is National Biscuit Month.

Peace,
Paul

 

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In article <3l74d.410503$OB3.392768@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
Paul Stamler <pstamlerhell@pobox.com> wrote:
>"Melissa M. Dorsey" <chakaal@panix.com> wrote in message
>news:cio0gq$jd9$1@panix2.panix.com...
>
>> Now *I've* got "Billy, don't be a hero" stuck in MY head.
>>
>> Bad husband!
>>
>> No Biscuit!
>
>But this is National Biscuit Month.
>
>Peace,
>Paul
>
OK. I'll hit him where it hurts.

NO CAKE! NO CAKE!

--Chak
>

 

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In article <cir07d$lo3$1@panix2.panix.com>, chakaal@panix.com (Melissa M.
Dorsey) wrote:

> In article <3l74d.410503$OB3.392768@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
> Paul Stamler <pstamlerhell@pobox.com> wrote:
> >"Melissa M. Dorsey" <chakaal@panix.com> wrote in message
> >news:cio0gq$jd9$1@panix2.panix.com...
> >
> >> Now *I've* got "Billy, don't be a hero" stuck in MY head.
> >>
> >> Bad husband!
> >>
> >> No Biscuit!
> >
> >But this is National Biscuit Month.
> >
> >Peace,
> >Paul
> >
> OK. I'll hit him where it hurts.
>
> NO CAKE! NO CAKE!
>
> --Chak

And just to rub it in you should have seen the chocolate mud cake the
American Studies film crew that just came back from New York shouted for
afternoon tea! No Scott, Chak said you WEREN"T allowed a slice!

--
Mike Clayton

 

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In article <m.clayton-2209041955580001@mcl47.tacacs.canterbury.ac.nz>,
Mike Clayton <m.clayton@it.canterbury.ac.nz> wrote:
>In article <cir07d$lo3$1@panix2.panix.com>, chakaal@panix.com (Melissa M.
>Dorsey) wrote:
>
>> In article <3l74d.410503$OB3.392768@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
>> Paul Stamler <pstamlerhell@pobox.com> wrote:
>> >"Melissa M. Dorsey" <chakaal@panix.com> wrote in message
>> >news:cio0gq$jd9$1@panix2.panix.com...
>> >
>> >> Now *I've* got "Billy, don't be a hero" stuck in MY head.
>> >>
**snip**
>> >
>> OK. I'll hit him where it hurts.
>>
>> NO CAKE! NO CAKE!
>>
>> --Chak
>
>And just to rub it in you should have seen the chocolate mud cake the
>American Studies film crew that just came back from New York shouted for
>afternoon tea! No Scott, Chak said you WEREN"T allowed a slice!
>
>--
>Mike Clayton

He knows I will eventually give in and hand over the cake. After all I cannot
use the usual expedient of eating it myself to keep him from it. Bad Carb!
No Cake! Bad Allergy! No Wheat!

So what does he do to help me preserve my waistline? He's on a quest to make
me a wheat free cake that meets his standards!

And now we are back to:

Bad Husband! No Cake!

--Chak

 

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In article <cis7a1$jl2$1@panix2.panix.com> chakaal@panix.com writes:

> So what does he do to help me preserve my waistline? He's on a quest to make
> me a wheat free cake that meets his standards!

I think I have a recipe for a chocolate cake that uses no wheat flour,
just ground almonds. Are you allergic to almonds or chocolate?

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lots of IP addresses are blocked from this system. If
you e-mail me and it bounces, use your secret decoder ring
and reach me here: double-m-eleven-double-zero at yahoo

 

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In article <znr1095875253k@trad>, Mike Rivers <mrivers@d-and-d.com> wrote:
>
>In article <cis7a1$jl2$1@panix2.panix.com> chakaal@panix.com writes:
>
>> So what does he do to help me preserve my waistline? He's on a quest to make
>> me a wheat free cake that meets his standards!
>
>I think I have a recipe for a chocolate cake that uses no wheat flour,
>just ground almonds. Are you allergic to almonds or chocolate?

Oh, you're going to be evil too!

Agh! My waistline!

I'm not allergic to either - that sounds like it could be good, though.

--Chak
>
>--
>I'm really Mike Rivers (mrivers@d-and-d.com)
>However, until the spam goes away or Hell freezes over,
>lots of IP addresses are blocked from this system. If
>you e-mail me and it bounces, use your secret decoder ring
>and reach me here: double-m-eleven-double-zero at yahoo

 

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<< Bad Carb!
No Cake! Bad Allergy! No Wheat! >>

Gluten free *and* low carb, that is very hard to find.


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Off the Morning Show! & sleepin' In... / Fox News
"The large print giveth and the small print taketh away..." Tom Waits

 

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In article <20040923225646.10671.00001294@mb-m04.aol.com>,
WillStG <willstg@aol.comnospam> wrote:
><< chakaal@panix.com (Melissa M. Dorsey)
><< Bad Carb!
>No Cake! Bad Allergy! No Wheat! >>
>
> Gluten free *and* low carb, that is very hard to find.
Er. Yup. It's been great for my waistline, in combination with workouts,
but it has me try to avoid dinner invitations and Italian restaurants.

I'm not as bad off as a friend who cannot, in addition, have yeast, milk
products or onions, but I'm not someone you want to invite over to eat pizza
and stuff CDs in mailers for a promo campaign. Oh...wait a second...dang.

It was OK, though, I picked up some Hard Times Chili on the way over and
they keep a stash of Diet Coke on hand for me.

Whee.

--Chak>
>
>Will Miho
>NY Music & TV Audio Guy
>Off the Morning Show! & sleepin' In... / Fox News
>"The large print giveth and the small print taketh away..." Tom Waits
>
>
>

 

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>chakaal@panix.com (Melissa M. Dorsey)

> Gluten free *and* low carb, that is very hard to find.
>Er. Yup. It's been great for my waistline, in combination with workouts,
>but it has me try to avoid dinner invitations and Italian restaurants.
>

Chicken Marsala can be a relatively good low carb Italian choice.

>I'm not as bad off as a friend who cannot, in addition, have yeast, milk
>products or onions, but I'm not someone you want to invite over to eat pizza
>and stuff CDs in mailers for a promo campaign. Oh...wait a second...dang.

Oh man, I eat a LOT of onions and garlic and cheese since I changed my
diet. Without that life would be difficult.

>It was OK, though, I picked up some Hard Times Chili on the way over and
>they keep a stash of Diet Coke on hand for me.

Diet drinks tend to make me feel a bit bloated... I make a lot of the
Atkins Mix Banana nut and Blueberry muffins, and Sugarless jello with whipped
cream is a nice dessert. Splenda is I think the definitive sugar substitute;
being derived from sugar it tastes right and it can be used in recipes as a
teaspoon for teaspoon replacement.

Will Miho
NY Music & TV Audio Guy
Off the Morning Show! & sleepin' In... / Fox News
"The large print giveth and the small print taketh away..." Tom Waits