Burglar Stops Mid-robbery to Watch Porn

[JMcEntegart]

New Jersey burglar caught red-handed at scene of crime.

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[eklipz330]

sounds like the beginning of a terrible porn movie

 

[jvc21]

...I guess he got an erection mid-theft?

 

[xantek24]

must have been one of Tony Soprano's guys...

 

[Trashit]

What kinda porn?

 

[mayankleoboy1]

never ever underestimate the power of porn.

 

[Darkerson]

That bastard had to have some serious gall to stop mid robbery to go try and get his rocks off, and then continue his looting. It boggles the mind what people are capable of nowadays.

 

[takeapieandrun]

Hope he wasn't downloading Phat Azz White Girls 6, because he might get an additional charge tacked on to his court case.

 

[Pyroflea]

[citation][nom]eklipz330[/nom]sounds like the beginning of a terrible porn movie[/citation]

Does it ever.

 

[Guest]

Terroristic threats? Wow...

 

[redzoneos]

at least he has his priorities straight.

I'm curious though, was this porn that he was streaming, or did the lady have porn on her computer for personal use??????

 

[tacoslave]

more importantly what was the name of the particular title he was watching? It had to be amazing to stop mid robbery to watch it.

 

[descendency]

Maybe he doesn't have a computer at home, so he breaks into other people's houses to watch porn.

It's way better than beating off at the library.








(no, i'm not being serious)

 

[TemjinGold]

She must not have been hot...

 

[soundefx]

I think I have heard it all.

 

[renami9]

that must be one hell of a porn

 

[Stryter]

I hope the police let him finish before they cuffed him.

 

[micr0be]

i wana hear the 911 call .... hello a burglar is jacking off to my pc and...and .....hello ??...helloo ?? .....

 

[ispam]

Poor old Darwin still has a lot of work to do.

 

[digitalrazoe]

POrn the quicker Crime Stopper!