Burglar Stops Mid-robbery to Watch Porn

[tat2demon]

Feel free to berate him in PMs. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001231058598&v=wall

 

[demonhorde665]

[citation][nom]TemjinGold[/nom]She must not have been hot...[/citation]

dude what you are suggesting with that sentence is the most deranged thing i ever seen on toms., just cos a guy is a thief , and a porn addict doesn't automatically equal rape if one of his burglaries happens to be at the house of a girl that looks good. further more in many rape cases the looks of a woman has absolutely nothing to do with the rape , i've heard of a-holes rapping 80 year old grannys before. just deranged that this is the first thing that came to your mind dude , you seriously need some help

 

[chriskrum]

Sounds like a meth head looking for quick cash for his next score. They're so screwed up even very simple cause and effect relationships evade them. I can completely by that one of them would get sidetracked during a robbery.

 

[spectrewind]

[citation][nom]eklipz330[/nom]sounds like the beginning of a terrible porn movie[/citation]

More like a nightmare. I have zero-tolerance for situations such as this. Darwinian "survival of the fitttest" applies here. The intruder should be subtracted from the gene pool of humanity. Terminate the offender.

 

[rohitbaran]

That is one horny thief! BTW, he looks like the masked character in that program "Delocated".

 

[theshonen8899]

I think we can all come to the conclusion that porn stops crimes.

 

[Gin Fushicho]

Wow, jack off before hand fool. =p

 

[cookoy]

Sigmund Freud must be smiling in his grave. "Aha i told you so. It's the libido. He needed to let off steam!"

 

[distanted]

Like the Geek Squad never heard that one before....

 

[uruquiora]

i love the world i live in 😛

 

[connacht]

For his sake he's lucky it wasn't my house. He would have been greeted with a 380ACP at about 950fps.

 

[jsc]

.380 ACP? Mouse gun?

 

[nebun]

go figure he is from New Jersey, i am not surprised

 

[kriminal]

[citation][nom]tat2demon[/nom]Feel free to berate him in PMs. http://www.facebook.com/profile.ph [...] 598&v=wall[/citation]
lol

 

[thechief73]

Wow, just carzy. This guy needs to get his priorities straitend out. Rob house / LEAVE / go watch porn. I guess he'll will have some time to think about it for a while.

 

[f-14]

[citation][nom]tat2demon[/nom]Feel free to berate him in PMs. http://www.facebook.com/profile. [/citation]

better make sure you have the right guy, cuz if people here start posting to his page about his fapping off in mid-burglary and his employer/wife/gf/kids or what ever other relatives or friends see it, he can come back at you with a legitimate claim with a lawsuit.

now if he posted on his facebook page "ya i'm robbin a house" " now i'm watching some porn at a house i'm robbin" "i got arrested for robbin a house" it's a safe bet. other wise go look in the phone book how many john smiths there are.

i would think it'd be in the best interest of toms to protect it's readership and itself by pulling that link and others quoting it, you know how lawyers are with the RIAA and MPAA! look out jane

 

[dark_lord69]

lol

 

[Camikazi]

[citation][nom]f-14[/nom]better make sure you have the right guy, cuz if people here start posting to his page about his fapping off in mid-burglary and his employer/wife/gf/kids or what ever other relatives or friends see it, he can come back at you with a legitimate claim with a lawsuit.now if he posted on his facebook page "ya i'm robbin a house" " now i'm watching some porn at a house i'm robbin" "i got arrested for robbin a house" it's a safe bet. other wise go look in the phone book how many john smiths there are.i would think it'd be in the best interest of toms to protect it's readership and itself by pulling that link and others quoting it, you know how lawyers are with the RIAA and MPAA! look out jane[/citation]
Really how many Dwan Koonce from Plainfield NJ do you think there are gonna be? That is not exactly a common name, and for that FB profile to be the same city it seems VERY likely it's the same person.

 

[hang-the-9]

The poor guy was probably not even there to rob, his ISP just capped his data download and he had to find another house to get online in. Then when the woman came out, he just got flustered and pretended he was there to rob her. If she came out 10 minutes later he would have been playing WoW.

 

[symetrixpc]

This terroristic threat nonsense is pervasive and a product of 9/11 fears. It's over used, and overly general. Basically, any threat to any person, group of people, or organization (so anyone), is a terroristic threat and in most states is a felony. It's a second degree felony here in Utah. If I were to say to you, "I'm going to kick your ass!" I would lose my right to vote forever (if convicted of the felony). Not to mention the jail time and fines and other legal penalties involved. It began as a way to charge terrorists, but (at least here in Utah) is being abused because it is too vague and broad. I know many a citizen who has lost their rights over something very trivial.

http://law.justia.com/utah/codes/2006/title76/76_05016.html