[citation][nom]gokanis[/nom]I would really like to see The Luggage from Discworld. Besides follwing you it would attack anyone in defense of its owner. Imagine TSA giving you a pat down them.[/citation]
The sapient pearwood luggage! That thing was so funny. Discworld is hilarious.
Speaking of luggage carrying you. I just remembered a few years back when I was going to California on vacation, my 6 year old niece wanted to go with me. She climbed into my huge suitcase to stow away. I pretended I didn't notice and zipped her up inside and dragged it down the stairs.
Uh...She kinda freaked out.
Sorry you have such a cruel uncle, Taylor.