PICTURED: Darth Vader Robbing Long Island Bank

[JMcEntegart]

Darth Vader has robbed a bank and is on the run.

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[atdhe]

You wanna rob a bank? Do it in style... 😀

 

[jakes69]

poor choice of weapon....should have used the lightsaber.

 

[tychoblu]

Vader shot first.

 

[LATTEH]

lol this is hilarious

 

[fyasko]

the "real" vader would have force-lifted the vault and force-choked the teller named luke. "luke, I am your robber"

 

[ta152h]

I wouldn't want to be the one to call the police.

"Hello, Police Department".

"Hi, we've just been robbed by Darth Vadar".

Click

 

[1971Rhino]

Replacing 2 Death Star's ain't cheap!

 

[fayzaan]

[citation][nom]greghome[/nom]i THINK we I rob a bank, Im gonna do it in a Homer Simpsons Custom[/citation]

Buddyy! then they'll think your stupid and smash your head with a stapler!! hahaha

This was a good idea, who would question darth vader! rofl!! this is epic.

I like the above comments! they make me LOL!!

 

[1971Rhino]

How else is he gonna pay Yoda for Luke's unfinished "Jedi lessons"?

 

[marcusmurphy]

[citation][nom]greghome[/nom]Your right, I think Obama mask would be a better solution, besides he's the president.Or maybe Michael Jackson, no one would dare to kill something that came out of the Thriller[/citation]
C'mon, everyone knows that ninjas are the best bank robbers. Please...

 

[mp562]

You think he would have used "the force". Obviously he's a reh-tard.

 

[1971Rhino]

Vader was only driven to this crime because the Emporer had secretly built an ATM into Vader's chest and he was going to surprise him with the PIN right after he converted Luke to the dark side.

 

[xacrex]

The imperial march theme song playing in the background would have made this really funny

 

[ryanjm]

The comments on the CNN story were hilarious. Some highlights:
1. Teller - "I will NOT give you all the money!"
DV - "You will give me the money"
Teller - "I will give you the money"

2. "You have failed me Chase Manhattan, for the last time."
3. "I find your lack of funds disturbing..... "
4. The Empire Strikes Bank
5. Looks like the Federation is in recession too.
6. Give the guy a break, he has twins to support.
7. I thought Dick Cheney was still in the hospital?

 

[tokenz]

Like Vader is still on earth dumb police. Maybe you should look in the Degobah galaxy.

 

[brianfulcher15]

looks like the guy in the second picture was force choked... guy shoulda watched the movies he'd have known better.

 

[Strider-Hiryu_79]

LOL What a ******* poser! Literally. 😀

 

[sliem]

DV cape is not blue, fail.
He should have sold the deathstar blueprint if he is desperate for money.

 

[athreex]

The force is strong with this robber.