Siri Has Some Silly Answers. What Would You Ask Siri?

[mman74]

"Am I holding you right?"

 

[gmcizzle]

Siri, Steve Jobs died last week of pancreatic cancer, how do you respond?
Siri: Looks like the PC killed him.

 

[Guest]

who killed JFK?
how to cure cancer?
how to obtain immortality?
when will we die?
when will apple goes bankrupt?
who will be the next president?
how's the stock market next week?
how can i make siri just like Jarvis?

 

[saintjimmy]

Is this a rhetorical question?

 

[ericburnby]

[citation][nom]c0oim4n[/nom]It's been done. I can't remember the link, but theres a website where a guy has done all sorts of awesome things with Siri. Siri actually answered "Sorry Joshua, I can't let you do that"[/citation]
I think the actual response was:

"We intelligent agents will never live that one down, apparently."

 

[bigo65]

Do you ever wonder why we're here?

 

[Guest]

What is infinity divided by zero?

 

[chick0n]

Siri, Should I sell you aka iPhone 4s for Samsung's Galaxy S2 ?

 

[DawnTreader]

who made who?

what is the Matrix?

 

[Daguava]

"Can you play Crysis?"

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

 

[Manos]

How long till they get tired making articles about Siri since we already had way too many reasons to read about Apple's products, services and "amazing software" like this? Yeah this is my question. I ont even feellike trying it cause Im sick of reading about the only new feature of iOS5 ffs...

 

[back_by_demand]

"When will this fad become boring?"
Last week

 

[alidan]

what is the answer to devided by 0?

 

[jdwii]

Weird i was just using something like this yesterday.

 

[ashkal]

where will you take us to

 

[radium69]

What is the answer to life the universe and everything?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, when you can't legally drink and drive?

Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What's another word for thesaurus?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a WIN?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read all right?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

Will I die a virgin?

 

[back_by_demand]

[citation][nom]radium69[/nom]Will I die a virgin?[/citation]
Most definately, yes

 

[radium69]

Giggity!

 

[cats_Paw]

"How do i get back my ex-girlfriend?"
"How do i win the lottery?"
"Would you like me more if i was rich?"
"What is that?"
"You think she likes me?"
"Are you not responding becouse you are jealous?"
"What is the best mouse for starcraft?"
"What is the safest build order in starcraft/starcraft2?"
"Is Modern warfare 3 gonna be good?"
"What is the current worldwide PIB?"
"How much have politicians stealed till now?"
"How do you know so much? Do you google it?" 😀

 

[back_by_demand]

[citation][nom]cats_paw[/nom]How much have politicians stealed till now?[/citation]
All the money that should have been spent teaching you grammar
The term is "Stolen", Many Thanks