Dear Moderators,
Please give my account permissions to delete posts and ban the accounts of spammers. (or at least the delete posts thing if your not comfortable giving me permissions to ban accounts).
I will voluntarily delete every spam comment that I see, it will cost you nothing and save you time!
Please PM me if you are interested and need to know more personal details.
I am not joking about taking this duty, I will do it. I am serious, so please, take me seriously.
Thank you very much,
NB.
ONTOPIC: Just tell us what your industry first is! The point of teasers like this is that we get a small clue, not nothing at all. Now we don't know what we should be excited about, and might probably be quite dissapointed. Business marketing fail!