I just glanced through this, but I guess this is a joke and not meant to be taken seriously? Seriously owners of ANY electronic device are delusional. They'll brag about its features and find excuses for its faults, whether it's an iPhone, Blackberry, 360, Wii, PS3, HDTV, PC, Mac, AMD, Intel, Nvidia, ATI... anything. Of course if you spend hundreds of dollars on something, you're going to try to justify your purchase.