The Blanket That Absorbs Farts

[reklatsa]

[citation][nom]Yoder54[/nom]Wow, the social police are amongst us. Actually, I tell my wife and 3 daughters a lot worse than what you refer to.[/citation] [citation][nom]Reklatsa[/nom]Contextually placed comedy or discussion aside...[/citation]
There, sir, you have your answer in a wrap. All you subsequently referred to was farmed in my opening sentence.

 

[reklatsa]

[citation][nom]Dirtman73[/nom]For some reason, I still enjoy partaking of Tom's news stories, but lately people have been bringing politics into subjects that don't warrant that kind of attention....I can deal with the hard-on that Tom's now has for Apple, but this political crap has got to stop.[/citation] Sorry, my fault. I felt such a stupidly infelicitous news story on a Tech site warranted a suitably flippant posting.

 

[tony singh]

What if smething else also comes out..

 

[NegativeX]

All the while, making a 'dutch oven' even more deadly...

 

[Guest]

But can it play Crysis?

 

[eyemaster]

She'll still smell it when going down on you if you can't hold it in...

 

[joebob2000]

[citation][nom]Dirtman73[/nom]For some reason, I still enjoy partaking of Tom's news stories, but lately people have been bringing politics into subjects that don't warrant that kind of attention. I'm begging you guys: please stop with the political shit. If you really feel the need to turn everything into a partisan hackfest, don't do it here. Try Dailytech- that site is ruled with an iron fist by right-wing users who do not take kindly to instrusions into their insulated little kingdom. If you're looking for a trolling challenge, DT is the place to go.I can deal with the hard-on that Tom's now has for Apple, but this political crap has got to stop.[/citation]
If you want to see an overly politicized off-topic nightmare, check out the Dow Jones forum on Google Finance. Never have I seen a bigger bunch of partisan timewasters in all my internetting.

 

[ram1009]

This author has FAR better control of his bowels than I if he can simply crap/fart on demand as he suggests when he says to " do the dirty deed before retiring".

 

[decrypted]

Coming soon... A $9.99 ultra portable pad-shaped one just for women. For those times when you need to sneak a queef.

 

[rpmrush]

My wife only farts in her sleep. It's why she doesn't do it all day. Sneaky ass women.

 

[blackened144]

I just blame the dog.

 

[soo-nah-mee]

[citation][nom]rpmrush[/nom]Sneaky ass women.[/citation]Yes; in the most literal of terms.

 

[ElCdt]

No blanket can stop the raw power of a chilly bean fart.

 

[micr0be]

this gives a whole new meaning to hiding under the blankets encase of emergency.

 

[icepick314]

eat a can of pineapple a day....

that should take of the fart smell....along with taste of you-know-what....

should your wife/girlfriend swallow....

 

[ksampanna]

[1] How about a panty with inbuilt Tampons for the 'periodic' ladies?
[2] "Honey the blanket feels heavier"
"It should dear, with all your wind inside it"
[3] When you hook this to your iPad, it connects to iFart on Apple's Store, which then analyzes the data & emails your gastric health to you.

 

[jacobdrj]

Beano is cheaper...

 

[simple_inhibition]

[citation][nom]reklatsa[/nom]Could this be made big enough to cover all American Republicans if congregated into one place?[/citation]

only if the company offers a tool to extricate self righteous democrats heads from their asses. seriously, wtf does politics have to do with this?

 

[Gin Fushicho]

Why not just make comfortable underwear that absorbs farts?

 

[dman3k]

[citation][nom]ksampanna[/nom][1] How about a panty with inbuilt Tampons for the 'periodic' ladies?[2] "Honey the blanket feels heavier""It should dear, with all your wind inside it"[3] When you hook this to your iPad, it connects to iFart on Apple's Store, which then analyzes the data & emails your gastric health to you.[/citation]I dunno how you have a positive rating and I don't! LOL! I guarantee if I added "Git 'Er Done" my post would have +20 rating. Seriously.

Not to mention, I'm only stating biological facts! Git 'Er Done!