The Blanket That Absorbs Farts

[jivdis1x]

[citation][nom]Greg_77[/nom]Hey, at least the marketing materials don't call the blanket "magical"[/citation]

If Apple was selling this product then it would be "magical"

 

[idisarmu]

[citation][nom]Rico Mossegelt[/nom]Personally, avoiding nocturnal flatulence is a simple matter of doing the dirty deed before hitting the sack. [/citation]

I'm pretty sure "the dirty deed" means sex. Is that what you mean? Or do you mean "pinching a loaf," "dropping a deuce," "drowning a &^$#@%" etc. ?

 

[Icehearted]

Wait... why aren't underpants getting this technology?! Perhaps with some sound dampening fabric we can prevent spontaneous combustion worldwide!

 

[tuannguyen]

[citation][nom]reklatsa[/nom]Actually, I'm apolitical and agnostic, Mr. DirectX Warlock. I posted the comment I did because I had a theory there is a preponderance of Republican supporters here on THW, and I just wanted to see if my theory would be substantiated by the voting. I count your vote as neutral. I could have asked exactly the same thing and substituted Democrat, but I didn't want to cause greater confusion.[/citation]

Banned. Off topic trolling.

 

[Guest]

why dont they just make a pair of shorts out of the material... then only 1 person has to wear it, and it has the same effect.... and its usable outside the bed!!

 

[a-nano-moose]

I have a bed with memory foam.
Every night I can hear it pray for amnesia.

 

[hoofhearted]

When driving, I "roll up" the windows and lock them when I let one loose. It is like an artform for me. Why the hell would I want this? Kind of like Beano. It ruins my mojo. Besides, my farts don't stink. They smell like roses. It is other peoples farts that stink. Guess you can't play "turtle" with this.

 

[JonnyDough]

What next? A filtration hose for when I eat asparagus? Maybe a nose clip for when I have to pump gas? How about a giant fan to counteract the northern winds when my farming neighbor spreads manure on his field? Breathe it in baby, its the stuff of life.

 

[nxym]

@reklatsa. a wonderful idea. maybe everyone should stick a tube in their ass and hang it out of the window or maybe use a vacuum. i bet their wife wont mind. jeez dude. get a life.

 

[JohnnyLucky]

roflmao :lol:

 

[captainnemojr]

How do you know it works if everyone is asleep?

 

[miaaron]

The PERFECT mothers day present!

 

[tburns1]

Are they having sex? Or are they just enjoying farting together?

 

[isamuelson]

[citation][nom]Anonymous[/nom]why dont they just make a pair of shorts out of the material... then only 1 person has to wear it, and it has the same effect.... and its usable outside the bed!![/citation]

I believe there is already something like this out there. At least, on the Bob and Tom show, they mentioned they did a news story about it awhile ago.