"Ubuntu in my eyes is like a free Windows 98, with advanced graphics and menu's, and is much more user friendly when changing custom settings. (you can literally mod everything in a linux distro)."
Strange, I was just going to say that vista is like an expensive Ubuntu 7.04. Without the ability to update software other than the OS itself, and the inclusion of an office suite or photoshop equivalent (sorry, paint doesn't count). Or the ability to give you control your computer to any serious extent (think the difference between driving a car with a manual and automatic transmission). Oh, but it does have a handy 10 TCP connection limit to stop you from making too many connections to other machines and spreading viruses and worms. Neither of which you'd see running anything but windows. So basically its a fisher-price operating system.
Seriously you choose win98 for the comparison? The last time I had a win98 install I had a hard limit of 4 months I'd run it before reinstalling due to the fact that things would just randomly stop working. I'd be lucky to get though a day without a crash. The only way I've managed to get ubuntu to misbehave like that is to go nuts installing pre-release software.
"OpenOffice.org 3.0 will open anything from Office 07"
Pity ubuntu still has 2.4.1 in it. You can use the ppa repositories to get a RC version of 3.0, but it's not entirely bugfree (strange behaviour of the COUNTIF function in calc was enough to get me running back to 2.4.1 for our business' spreadsheets). Still, looking forward to 3.0 getting stable enough for inclusion in the distro.