UN Selecting Ambassador for Alien Contact

[liveonc]

If Aliens do exist & they're sent here, it's to do one thing, & that's to get rid of all the Humans who are acting like a bunch of animals. That's Darwinist & Religious, as they don't have to be two different things all the time.

 

[Guest]

funny thing is everyone think this othman is a man

 

[maydaynomore]

lets just hope he is not religious. Being a smart man I doubt he is.

 

[tommysch]

[citation][nom]jimmyday[/nom]Seriously! No disrespect to Mazlam Othman. I am certain she is extremely versed in Space Law and Astrophysics, but do we really want her to be the one standing there at the initial "Meet and Greet?" What is she maybe five feet two? Let's just say at this moment of first impressions, I would prefer having the tallest, strongest, toughest-looking bad ass on the planet give the first crushing hand-shake and with a steely-eyed stare say, Yep, we humans are all just like me. Now what do you want!!!![/citation]

Duke Nukem was too busy to take the job.

 

[chunkymonster]

Just another example of how irrelevant and useless the U.N. has become.

I say it's time for America to become isolationist and close the borders all pull out of any and all foreign interests.

 

[Sabiancym]

I for one welcome our new alien overlords.

 

[JPHD]

They are already here.

 

[NightLight]

someone should start developing a universal translator... oh wait PATENT PATENT PATENT!!!!

 

[Mikez]

[citation][nom]utengineer[/nom]I wonder what the Vatican thinks about this.[/citation]
There is a reason why the UN is over here and not there.

 

[figgus]

If approved, the role will initially be filled by 58-year-old astrophysicist Mazlan Othman, the current head of the UN's Office for Outer Space Affairs (Unoosa), and not the U.S. president as seen in many alien invasion movies.

This is a GOOD THING. Obama would just apologize for everything humans have done and then start issuing the aliens welfare checks.

 

[fyasko]

face facts people their are aliens. aliens are real.

 

[Guest]

I thought that role was filled by Jack Nicolson? Ack! Ack! Ack!

 

[ajcroteau]

"We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn’t want to meet," he said.

Well, we probably wouldn't know what intelligent life was, even if we'd actually found some...

 

[das_stig]

And here's me thinking he was going to be stationed on the U.S / Mexican border ......... oh your talking about space aliens ....... runs and hides.

 

[liveonc]

All these people asking about whether there is intelligent life out there, makes me ask if we have any intelligent life on Earth? ;-)

 

[liveonc]

[citation][nom]fyasko[/nom]face facts people their are aliens. aliens are real.[/citation]

Yes, aliens are real! The come from Mexico & you don't like them or treat them very well.

 

[Guest]

Wikipedia definition: Ambassador to Aliens- i.e. hour devours (served before the main course). Used to describe jalapeno poppers, cheese fries, mozzarella sticks etc.