Which one is the girl?
If you have to wake up to something looking like that every day, even if she can cook, is it worth it?
Sometimes it's just better to do without than settle for something you could never be happy with. Men and women don't get along well enough to stay together without some sort of physical attraction, in most cases.
A nice Maine wise scholar would make a better companion, or adopt a nice cat at the pound. They're more loyal, graceful, and beautiful than any primate can ever hope to be. On top of that, they won't rummage through your fridge like a bison. Instead, they'll keep rats and mice away from the house. Well, unless they are dead.