Guys Hit Craigslist for E3 ''Missed Connections''

[jonpaul37]

[citation][nom]borisof007[/nom]Those girls will never call or e-mail back.[/citation]

Speaking from experience?

 

[zoemayne]

virgin

 

[joebob2000]

So what have we learned here? E3 2010 isn't just about games and hardware--it's about making connections, whether they're press-related, a brief fling, or a long-term love affair that will spawn more gamers that will in turn attend future E3 conventions.

Nah. What we have learned here is that E3 is about connections, from the kind of creepy ("you have soft hands") to the petascale creepy ("i would like to take you out to get to know you"). The gamer spawning will have to wait a long long long, long LONG time before it can be counted on to sustain the population. Until then, we will have to rely on bullies and complacent parents for producing the uber-dorks of the future.

 

[b23h]

[citation][nom]dgingeri[/nom]Now we have "The Great Nerd Spawning Grounds" where nerds come, generation after generation to find their mates and have chances to spawn a new brood of nerds. It will go down in history.[/citation]

Excellent. Good joke, nicely written. Now if only I can find my way back to the spawning grounds...

 

[shin0bi272]

what hot model chick is going to a) give a damn about your pimply faced scrawny ass? and b) going to be so enamored with said scrawny ass that she in all of her hotness would go to craigslist to meet up with your worthless hide?

This woman you are pining for so much doesnt give a damn that you exist and if you think she does you should probably kill yourself because you are a paranoid delusional schizophrenic.

 

[micr0be]

when i saw the picture of that guy who got married to his gameboy virtual wife, i thought this was gona be smthg as weird. unfortunately, it was just a bunch of desperate ppl that wana get laid.

http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugk37TvIR8E

 

[zoemayne]

[citation][nom]RipperjackAU[/nom]Ahhhh. The stench of virgin nerd desperation![/citation]
lololol stench of virgin nerd

 

[pwndcake]

The replies from the hopelessly jaded are way more entertaining than that article.

 

[rooket]

What's more sad is these days almost the only way to meet a woman is on the internet. I'd prefer the old fashioned way. You'll only meet left over women online.

 

[sviola]

[citation][nom]shin0bi272[/nom]what hot model chick is going to a) give a damn about your pimply faced scrawny ass? and b) going to be so enamored with said scrawny ass that she in all of her hotness would go to craigslist to meet up with your worthless hide? This woman you are pining for so much doesnt give a damn that you exist and if you think she does you should probably kill yourself because you are a paranoid delusional schizophrenic.[/citation]

You eralize the first ad was from a girl, right?

 

[gm0n3y]

Do those 'missed connections' sections actually work? What are the chances of the other person reading the same section?

 

[RipperjackAU]

You eralize the first ad was from a girl, right?

You're kidding right? That first add... written by a girl??!!

I have but one thing to say...

LESBIANS!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

 

[the_krasno]

Awwww, geeks in love!

 

[Userremoved]

I don't see how this as anything to do with technology other than that they were at E3 anyways there paid to say that. Big whoop.

 

[zuke]

Sad.

 

[Repelsteeltje]

"[...] You came back after you left and asked me for my email address and said you wouldn't forget. I hope you didn't. Mail me."

Please, woman... Get a hint. With hands as soft as mine, I don't need to settle for no "Star Wars Girl".

(Furry)

 

[catswold]

Geeks in love . . . well, it's better than "Greeks" in love. Eeeeewwww!!!

 

[Pei-chen]

Too few romantics on the web I see.

 

[Dkz]

LoL.. I think this might be out of place, and by this I mean the "news"

 

[mikem_90]

And the second ad, sure, yeah right.

Booth Babe . o O ( Just three more hours, then I can go home and scrub my body with bleach. They're paying me a ton of money, sure, but the bleach barely helps. )