[citation][nom]Scotteq[/nom]He's.. or rather *was*... a Lawyer.Therefore, by education, training, certification, and profession, he IS a muckraking parasite.[/citation]
...and besides: He was disbarred for his malfesance. Being Disbarred, he can no longer practice law and therefore needs an income. Because "Disbarred Muckraking Parasite" looks pretty bad on your resume, it logically follows that the best/easiest approach is to find some way to make someone else give him the income which he can no longer (earn?) for himself.
Enter: Facebook