SexBox, the Adult Only Game Console

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megamanx00

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I'm pretty sure the Japanese already got the market cornered on this one. There are just so many things wrong that someone can say about this. I mean "sexbox"? We are doomed I say, doomed.
 

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[citation][nom]Kevin Parrish[/nom]Wait, but there's more.[/citation]
Dangit, Kevin. You need to watch more infomercials. It's "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!" :)

You wonder why there are so few pornographic games out there. Their "programmers" can't type two lines of code without feeling the urge to masturbate. I reckon you'd get pretty sore after a few weeks of production.

At least the PS3 will finally have more games than somebody.
 

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"There's also mention of movie rentals, massively multiplayer online games, and "more as technology evolves.""

I see a new genre emerging here - MMORGY - lol
 

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a video gaming console comprised of computer hardware with unique controls which plays Adult Only rated (AO) video game software titles.

OH LORDAY!!

Great all we need is a World of Sexcraft MMO.
 

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Truthfully I'm surprised nobody ever did that before now. Most sex toys aren't cheap to start from so why not a console? As for controllers, just combine existing toys with something similar to project natale and you got yourself a seller.
 

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" unique controls "- o.0....so this must mean a dildo/vibrator/fleshlight attachments

As for #1 selling consol, I think it will be a big hit with the college groups and just-broke-up groups XD

Question: Do you think companies that have stuff made with them (like ms) will be angered by the company for associating them with this kind of a product?
 
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My only problem with these is that the USB powered vibrators just aren't powerful enough, I likes it rough...
 
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