SexBox, the Adult Only Game Console

[exfileme]

Silicon Xtal Corporation has filed a patent for an AO gaming console.

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[megamanx00]

I'm pretty sure the Japanese already got the market cornered on this one. There are just so many things wrong that someone can say about this. I mean "sexbox"? We are doomed I say, doomed.

 

[Platypus]

[citation][nom]Kevin Parrish[/nom]Wait, but there's more.[/citation]
Dangit, Kevin. You need to watch more infomercials. It's "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!"

You wonder why there are so few pornographic games out there. Their "programmers" can't type two lines of code without feeling the urge to masturbate. I reckon you'd get pretty sore after a few weeks of production.

At least the PS3 will finally have more games than somebody.

 

[anthonyas01]

FIRST!

 

[eklipz330]

package a non-annoying fleshlight, and im sold.

WOMEN FTL

 

[ultim8wpn]

(i just had to) but can it play crysex?

 

[falchard]

Holy crap, why didn't anyone think of this before? That console will probably be the #1 selling console for months.

 

[JonathanDeane]

Fleshlight combined with some sort of Wii type controller.... lol

Ohhhh yeaahhh I'm almost at the high score.... oh man.... lol

 

[christop]

will it have usb dildo and blow job attachment? Ha people are hard up!!!

 

[Micropat]

"There's also mention of movie rentals, massively multiplayer online games, and "more as technology evolves.""

I see a new genre emerging here - MMORGY - lol

 

[mrhappy50]

WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!!!! oh right.....

 

[The_Blood_Raven]

a video gaming console comprised of computer hardware with unique controls which plays Adult Only rated (AO) video game software titles.

OH LORDAY!!

Great all we need is a World of Sexcraft MMO.

 

[Sicundercover]

I already have one of these. Its called a PC.

 

[Zenthar]

Truthfully I'm surprised nobody ever did that before now. Most sex toys aren't cheap to start from so why not a console? As for controllers, just combine existing toys with something similar to project natale and you got yourself a seller.

 

[surfer1337dude]

" unique controls "- o.0....so this must mean a dildo/vibrator/fleshlight attachments

As for #1 selling consol, I think it will be a big hit with the college groups and just-broke-up groups XD

Question: Do you think companies that have stuff made with them (like ms) will be angered by the company for associating them with this kind of a product?

 

[Platypus]

I really hope they don't enter the used games market.

 

[Guest]

My only problem with these is that the USB powered vibrators just aren't powerful enough, I likes it rough...

 

[esquire468]

Maybe they'll update the old Commodore 64 game, "Stroker" http://www.lemon64.com/?mainurl=http://www.lemon64.com/reviews/view.php?id=142

 

[homerhellboy223]

[citation][nom]ultim8wpn[/nom](i just had to) but can it play crysex?[/citation]

Holy crap! that is the best comment yet.

 

[bin1127]

If this doesn't bring in 3D technology nothing will.