Siri Has Some Silly Answers. What Would You Ask Siri?

[mihaimm]

http/thisismynext.com/2011/10/12/siri-weird-things-iphone-4s/

Siri actually changes answers to statements like "What's the meaning of life?" or "Open the pod bay doors". I loved the "Knock knock" answer!!!

 

[yonef]

[citation][nom]huzaifa[/nom]Where's Chuck Norris?[/citation]
response: Chuck Norris is in Bulgaria right now. (true)

 

[maqsabre]

am i gonna drop you now?

 

[brotoles]

- Is the cake a lie?

- What do you think of Samsung Galaxy Tab?

 

[Guest]

42..that the answer of the computer from the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy !!

 

[igot1forya]

Siri, what are your primary directives?
What is directive four?

 

[ojas]

http/www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=who%27s+your+daddy%3F

 

[dmitche3]

If a tree falls in the forest and there is only an IPhone 4S to hear it, does it make any sound?

 

[Guest]

Who put the bomp, In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram, In the rama lama ding dong?

 

[mad tech]

why is your name siri?
where did apple company start from?
why is apple named apple?
how large is the universe?
can you spell apple ?
can u shut up? 😀
i need to kill you 😀

 

[theconsolegamer]

Is 3 the numbers of updates an iProduct can support till it breaks out?

 

[Guest]

Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Did aliens land in Rosewell? Did we go to the moon?

 

[dark_knight33]

Why so Siri-ous?

 

[back_by_demand]

WTF???
Please rephrase the question. Many thanks

 

[Camikazi]

Kind of odd how WolframAlpha on my Droid will give pretty much the same answers...

 

[Guest]

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiago?

 

[hoof_hearted]

What is the release date for the Nexus Prime in th US?

 

[Guest]

Take this dictionary and cross reference it with all resources on the net and store all answers in the database

 

[markheber]

Why did Android steal intellectual property?
Why do androsheep blame everyone except Google for the crime?
Will you trade in my Android so I can feel honest again?
Why will Android never be as good as iOS?
Why is the iPhone the best selling smart phone in the world?
Why does Google have the motto "Do no evil" if they are just going to just ignore it?
Why are closed OSs so much better than open OSs on phones?
Does Google conquering the earth scare you too?
Is Facebook, Google or Microsoft the most evil?
Will trolls, like me, ever be able to resist such wonderful opportunities to increase blood pressure and call down flames on themselves?

 

[Sashmo99]

Dude, where's my car?