Vacuum Maker Dyson Would Consider Making a Mobile Phone

[JMcEntegart]

We can't even imagine what a phone from Dyson would look like.

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[stingray71]

That would suck.

 

[warezme]

...and never lose sucking

 

[house70]

It's a good thing they stick to what they know best. I don't think fan-based tech (vacuums, fans, etc.) has a lot in common with cell phone tech.

 

[monkeysweat]

they would suck the best and charge the most

 

[nukemaster]

The Dyson fan, while cool, has a much higher pitched noise then other fans. To me that part is a bit of an issue. On top of this, the airflow gets better at a distance from the fan, so you can just place your hand in from and say, ohh yeah power. Not planning to get that any time soon.

Of they made the base column bigger, they could use a larger motor/impeller to drive the air flow and do it quieter.

Can honestly not fault the vacuums aside from some minor things with the first models. They do actually work as advertised(but you better clean them from time to time, still far less cleaning needed then the clones).

The hand dryers again, work as advertised.

 

[lathe26]

Great innovation but implemented with cheap, flimsy plastic and over priced.

 

[igot1forya]

He needs to work on turning his Dyson's Ball into a Dyson's Sphere... anyone with me? eh?... anyone?

/end troll

 

[mrmike_49]

[citation][nom]igot1forya[/nom]He needs to work on turning his Dyson's Ball into a Dyson's Sphere... anyone with me? eh?... anyone? /end troll[/citation]

yeah - I read Ringworld

re : suck jokes - so predictable, and I'm mad they beat me to it!

 

[drwho1]

and the Dyson phone will suck your wallet

 

[robochump]

Well Dyson do make quality products but there are seriously enough Smart/mobile Phones on the market. I would recommend Dyson start with cool home phones that dont....wait for it......suck!

 

[Northwestern]

Release the first phone with built-in air conditioning.

 

[JohnnyLucky]

[citation][nom]drwho1[/nom]and the Dyson phone will suck your wallet[/citation]


That is exaqctly what I was thinking!

 

[syrious1]

crap, everyone beat me to the puchline..... this phone would suck!

 

[syrious1]

"We've gone from suck to blow" - Dark Helmet

 

[nforce4max]

Dyson phone doing what it will do best, sucking the money from your wallet...oh wait isn't that what AT&T does with their data caps and high priced plans.

 

[zak_mckraken]

I didnt think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.

 

[sporkimus]

I can't even fathom what they would charge for their mobile phones...

 

[osmosium]

Well, their vacuum cleaners look impressive, but suck, so I guess their phone would look impressive but spew out small particles that you then inhale....

 

[pacioli]

I think they should stick with toilets...