World Community:" Microsoft, how confidential and secure are the Skype user data?" [data is plural, yo!]
Microsoft: "That information is confidential."
World Community: "Your competitors make that information publicly available."
Microsoft: "Then they're not being very confidential or secure, are they?!"
World Community: "Oh... I didn't think about it that way. So, you still gonna dish the details?"
Microsoft: "We'll need to get Obama's opinion on that first."
World Community: "Obama's cool. So I guess this is all good? Sweet! Catch ya later"