The Blanket That Absorbs Farts

[Guest]

Apparently flatulence is a form of chemical warfare

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[Rahbot]

LOL Tats funny even for the money ha ha ha. When I fart my wife tells me that I stink and I need to go wash my ass.

 

[nforce4max]

To little to late.

 

[koga73]

if it uses active carbon as the filter, wonder how long the lifetime is on one of these blankets?

 

[gtvr]

Do it before you go to bed? It's a constant process. LOL.

 

[reklatsa]

Could this be made big enough to cover all American Republicans if congregated into one place?

 

[dman3k]

I'm sorry, but my farts smell better than a woman in her period. When are we getting the iPad?

 

[omnimodis78]

Out is better than in, and I am sure that princible applies to this... Can you imagine how this blanket would smell after, say, a week? I'm sure not like downy.

 

[Greg_77]

Hey, at least the marketing materials don't call the blanket "magical"
😉

 

[isamuelson]

Nothing says "I Love You" better than a Dutch Oven. Come on! 😀

 

[maxiim]

I can see this thing wrecking more marriages. "Hey honey, you smell like crap during the night, here, a thoughtful gift."

 

[Guest]

priceless..!

 

[carlhenry]

[citation]Looks like flatulence is a leading cause for divorce in the United States.[/citation]

now this is a surprising find than the fart blanket itself!

 

[nforce4max]

[citation][nom]Reklatsa[/nom]Could this be made big enough to cover all American Republicans if congregated into one place?[/citation]

Do they make one for the democrats opps I mean sourcrats. Nothing like a bunch of Trotskyites running a once proud nation into the dirt. All sourcrats hail el presidente Obama.

 

[TomD_1]

If your partner farting is going to make you want to divorce, you've got some issues. I guess theres a niche for every product though

 

[Zenthar]

Even putting aside the "ridiculous" of the idea itself, even the design suck. The fact that both people are under the same blanket probably negates all advantages; the smell will just travel under it up to your loved-one's face ...

For it to be efficient, they should have made some underwear out of that (but I guess it would look and feel like a diaper) or a "sleeping bag style" individual enclosure.

 

[moomooman]

"Love the gas meg, love it!"

 

[Spanky Deluxe]

[citation][nom]dman3k[/nom]I'm sorry, but my farts smell better than a woman in her period. When are we getting the iPad?[/citation]

That is *seriously* offensive.

 

[unlicensedhitman]

It might be sound proof, but it might not be smell proof. It could be the other way around though.

 

[cracklint]

where's the fun in this. I actually fluff the covers to share mine with my wife. After 7 years of marriage it's the littles things that keep things interesting.