My previous post, here, was locked even though I was asking for genuine help and was not breaking rules of any kind, and neither reply addressed my actual problem. Ultimately, I am not asking how to hack this phone. I am asking how/why none of the update functions work, and if there's a way to correct that behavior. As I stated in that post, I very much doubt Assurance Wireless will be able to help me, and my mom never dealt with Sprint directly, because this was a Lifeline phone, so they won't be able to help me either, and as far as I can tell the phone is unlocked already. If no one can help me with the updating issues, then I'm done here.